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RETARD.MARKETバカ市場$RETARDEARN
CURRENT PROTOCOLROBINHOOD · 4663TECHNICAL GUIDE

READ BEFORE YOU TRADE OR STAKE

THE RETARD
MECHANISM

Launch a creator market. Trade its token. Stake $RETARD behind a creator. Rewards exist only while the Safe funds them.

CREATOR MARKETS
FUNDED SCHEDULES
LARGEST GROSS RATE
PUBLIC SWAP FEE
2% CREATOR POOLS
01
What this is

Two markets. One commitment token.

retard.market connects the fixed-supply $RETARD token to permanent creator-token markets. The two token types stay separate. Creator tokens trade against Robinhood Chain ETH. Staking burns $RETARD and creates reward weight. Stakes of 30 days or more also create synthetic price support.

NETWORK TOKEN$RETARD

Maximum supply: 1T. Buy it separately, then stake it behind a creator.

1% RETARD / WETH POOL
CREATOR MARKETS$CREATOR

One fixed 1B token and one permanent native-asset Uniswap v4 pool per creator.

2% NATIVE / CREATOR POOLS

Buying a creator token does not buy $RETARD. Staking $RETARD does not deposit liquidity into the creator pool.

02
Permissionless creation

Launch a market for an X identity.

01NAME THE MARKET

A caller chooses the creator identity, token metadata, and a nonzero creator-tip recipient. The protocol does not authenticate that the subject approved the market.

02MINT 1B TOKENS

The creator token has a fixed supply and no later mint path. The launcher and named creator receive no token allocation.

03LOCK THE MARKET

All inventory enters protocol-market custody and one canonical Uniswap v4 PoolId. The LP is permanent and cannot be withdrawn.

Launching costs network gas but needs no seed money. The creator gets no liquidity position and no trading fees. The creator can receive $RETARD rewards only while the Safe funds that market.

03
Real market flow

Every public trade pays the protocol.

TRADER INPUTNATIVE OR CREATOR TOKEN
2% OF INPUTPROTOCOL FEE
REMAINDERAMM SWAP

The fee is collected in the asset the trader supplied and belongs to protocol accounting controlled by the Bank Safe. Creators and stakers receive none of it. Internal refresh activity returns its self-paid fee to the same market bucket and is not booked as revenue.

04
Three separate records

One stake does three different jobs.

A stake burns your liquid $RETARD and creates a position that you cannot transfer. The contract tracks your staked amount, reward weight, and price support separately.

YOU BURNP $RETARD1–365 days
LEDGER A · STAKED AMOUNTP BURNED

The amount that can return later. Early exit reduces it.

LEDGER B · REWARD WEIGHTP × TERM

Internal reward shares. They are not tokens and cannot be transferred.

LEDGER C · SUPPORTTERM ≥ 30D ? P : 0

Moves the creator token's real trade price. It adds no cash.

Term settings
Declared termReward weightSynthetic support
1 dayNo
3 days1.5×No
7 days2.5×No
30 daysYes
90 days7.5×Yes
180 daysYes
365 days10×Yes

The multiplier changes your share of funded staker rewards. It is not APY, a guaranteed return, or a multiplier on principal.

05
Synthetic price support

Long stakes move the real trade price.

For active positions of at least 30 days, support credit C equals burned principal. The protocol applies a diminishing-return multiplier to the creator token's trade-derived base price:

DISPLAYED CREATOR-TOKEN MULTIPLIER1 + 9C / (1B + C)

1× at zero support · 5.5× at 1B RETARD · always below 10×

0 RETARD1.00×
100M RETARD1.82×
250M RETARD2.80×
500M RETARD4.00×
1B RETARD5.50×
5B RETARD8.50×
10B RETARD9.18×
BASE

Ordinary trades establish the unboosted price.

STAKE

A 30–365 day position changes support credit.

REANCHOR

The hook removes its LP, syncs the price, then restores the same assets.

NEXT TRADE

The new synthetic mark is executable.

06
Market activation

The first long stake funds one tiny refresh.

The first 30+ day stake may need a tiny ETH payment. It fills the market's refresh fund up to 0.000099999 ETH. This payment is not a fee, reward, creator payment, or refundable deposit.

  • Terms under 30 days pay no activation amount and create no support.
  • After activation, later qualifying stakes add no external refresh funding.
  • The protocol can reuse committed refresh principal for small same-pool swaps.
  • If application fails, the stake remains open and the target queues for reconciliation by a later public swap.
07
Funded incentives

Rewards come from the Safe—not from fees or inflation.

1 · FUNDBANK SAFE

Transfers existing RETARD to TipVault.

2 · AUTHORIZEROOT + BUDGET

Commits a market rate and finite runway.

3 · VEST25 / UP TO 75

Creator entitlement / staker opportunity.

4 · CLAIMEXISTING RETARD

No reward minting occurs.

25%CREATOR

Vests unconditionally to the immutable recipient while a funded schedule runs.

UP TO 75%STAKERS

Assigned by active tRETARD time, subject to market capacity and each position's term cap.

If there are no eligible shares—or a schedule offers more than the capital caps can assign—the unused staker opportunity returns to its market accounting. It does not become creator income or dust-staker windfall.

A Safe root can be replaced prospectively. Replacement stops future vesting under the old schedule, but cannot erase rewards that already vested.

08
Settlement

Time served determines principal returned.

EXIT EARLYRETURNED = P × TIME SERVED / TERM

The unserved portion is permanently burned. It does not pay anyone else.

EXIT AT MATURITY100% OF P REMINTED

The original principal can return and every payable earned reward leaves with it.

RE-LOCK AT MATURITYSTART A NEW TERM

No new burn or remint. Reward weight and support are recalculated for the new declaration.

A finished position that remains open continues earning at 1× after its term boost expires. Reward-boost expiry is rounded to the next daily accounting boundary; principal maturity remains exact.

09
Who pays whom

Where each asset comes from.

Economic incidence
FlowReal payerRecipientWhat it is
Creator rewardBank Safe inventoryNamed creator recipientFunded grant
Staker rewardBank Safe inventoryEligible positionsFunded incentive
Public trade feeTraderProtocol / SafeReal revenue
Creator-pool reserveBuyers + refresh principalPermanent market LPExit liquidity
Early-exit slashExiting stakerNobodyPermanent supply burn
Synthetic supportNo new payer when price movesShown and real trade pricePrice-rule change
SUPPLY + OUTSTANDING PRINCIPAL CLAIMS + PERMANENT SLASHES = 1T RETARDCREATOR TOKEN SUPPLY = 1BTIPVAULT BALANCE ≥ ALL FUNDED AND EARNED CLAIM BUCKETS
10
Accepted economic-security risk

Support can transfer real pool inventory.

Because support changes an executable price without adding proportional native backing, a participant can create the support signal, trade around it, and preserve the principal claim until maturity.

  1. 1

    Earlier buyers place real native value into a creator pool.

  2. 2

    An actor buys creator tokens before a support change.

  3. 3

    The actor burns RETARD into a qualifying 30–365 day position.

  4. 4

    The protocol reanchors the same pool inventory at a higher marginal price.

  5. 5

    The actor sells creator tokens into native inventory supplied by earlier buyers.

  6. 6

    At maturity, the actor can remint the original RETARD principal.

This is the main tradeoff. Creator-token trading is open. Staked $RETARD can return at maturity. The stake can also move a real trade price. Together, those rules can let one trader sell into pool assets supplied by earlier buyers.

11
Custody and authority

Permanent markets, Safe-controlled policy.

THE BANK SAFE CAN
  • Fund TipVault with existing RETARD
  • Allocate budgets and replace reward roots
  • Change delayed policy ceilings
  • Withdraw separately accrued protocol fees
  • Recover undrawn refresh reservations
THE BANK SAFE CANNOT
  • Stop a creator market
  • Withdraw permanent creator-market LP
  • Seize active principal-remint claims
  • Erase already earned rewards
  • Recover drawn refresh principal

Creator markets have no terminal shutdown or LP-recovery path. That protects market continuity, but it also means bad markets, impersonations, thin liquidity, and unwanted creator associations cannot be deleted at the contract layer.

12
Verify the graph

Contracts and primary records.

RULES HASH
395b3ebe4df85d4584e9f94cd573fdae461633d21aaff96a94b534f08a2e7835
SOURCE COMMIT
992869cbf7083d541bfc2a5722b54425b242e671
DEPLOYMENT BLOCK
53,530,713

Verified source code and passing tests do not prove economic safety. The current protocol has an internal code and economic review. It has not had an independent third-party audit.

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Plain answers

Things the headline cannot tell you.

Is the term multiplier APY?

No. It is reward-share weight against a finite Safe-funded schedule. More competing tRETARD means the same available opportunity is divided more ways.

Does buying a creator token pay the creator?

No. The 2% public swap fee goes to protocol. The creator receives 25% only when the Safe funds and activates a reward schedule for that market.

Does “burned” mean gone forever?

Not always. Stake principal leaves liquid supply but remains an outstanding claim. Mature exit can remint it. Only an early-exit slash is permanently destroyed.

Can everyone exit at displayed FDV?

No. FDV is a marginal price mark. Actual sale proceeds depend on the pool's native inventory, curve depth, fees, slippage, ordering, and other sellers.

Is this self-sustaining yield?

No. Trading fees are protocol revenue. Creator and staker rewards are paid from RETARD that the Bank Safe deliberately transfers and allocates to TipVault.